http://www.bignewstoday.com/whatever/foiled-uk-terror-plot-prompts-red-alert-liquid-ban/ Extra, extra! comment all about it Sun, 25 Sep 2011 09:24:53 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://www.bignewstoday.com/whatever/foiled-uk-terror-plot-prompts-red-alert-liquid-ban/comment-page-1/#comment-8 What Would Jesus Hate? » Blog Archive » Jesus hates Airport Security Thu, 10 Aug 2006 22:08:47 +0000 http://www.bignewstoday.com/whatever/foiled-uk-terror-plot-prompts-red-alert-liquid-ban/#comment-8 [...] Jesus. What’s with the fat man at JFK asking me to take my sandals off at the gate and frisking my robe like it’s some sort of creepy Government-Mandated Frotteurism Program? I mean nailclipping people to death hasn’t been done since back when I was a baby, my Dasani bottle won’t blow anything up, and old lady slippers can’t be thrown hard enough at the flight attendant to cause anything more than a few weird stares? Confiscating nail clippers, forbidding water and Starbucks on airplanes, and shoe inspections aren’t going to keep the air safe - prayers and accepting me into your heart are. [...] [...] Jesus. What’s with the fat man at JFK asking me to take my sandals off at the gate and frisking my robe like it’s some sort of creepy Government-Mandated Frotteurism Program? I mean nailclipping people to death hasn’t been done since back when I was a baby, my Dasani bottle won’t blow anything up, and old lady slippers can’t be thrown hard enough at the flight attendant to cause anything more than a few weird stares? Confiscating nail clippers, forbidding water and Starbucks on airplanes, and shoe inspections aren’t going to keep the air safe – prayers and accepting me into your heart are. [...]

]]> http://www.bignewstoday.com/whatever/foiled-uk-terror-plot-prompts-red-alert-liquid-ban/comment-page-1/#comment-7 flying is fun? Thu, 10 Aug 2006 21:01:40 +0000 http://www.bignewstoday.com/whatever/foiled-uk-terror-plot-prompts-red-alert-liquid-ban/#comment-7 I was at the airport this morning and officials were making an older woman give up her tube of ben gay, among other personals. I feel so much safer now. Come on. I was at the airport this morning and officials were making an older woman give up her tube of ben gay, among other personals. I feel so much safer now. Come on.

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